non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto

Adelaide, South Australia.

Adelaide, What else?

by Marbarian April 13, 2005

non-penis

Anything that is not a penis.

Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"

You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"

Dad: "Perfect!"

Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"

You and Dad: "Me!"

by philadave69 May 17, 2009

non-offensive swears

What bible thumpers use to replace things that offend the jokes they think are real.

Oh my gosh!
What the heck!
Oh my good lord!

by ArcticFox January 9, 2004

non-duality space monkey

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.

Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.

by Christine Breese April 14, 2008

non-con

A golf ball that does not conform to USGA and/or R&A guidelines for competitive use. This term is derived from the phrase "non-conforming".

Such balls are generally slightly smaller and heavier than ordinary balls approved for tournament play, allowing them to fly farther than their counterparts under comparable conditions.

Dude, did you see little Johnny's tee shot? He just drove the *&^%$# greenside bunker on that 480-yard Par 4!

Check his ball, he must be playing a non-con.

by Par72 July 11, 2010

non-conformist

People who dont follow fads or fashion or are against classing and grouping, quite often 'goth', but really do those things because of the fact that they call theselves non-conformists and everyone else conformists of non-non-conformists or whatever. Some are just wannabes, and just say 'everyone likes that and im a non-conformist, so i cant like that'. A real non-conformist would like stuff before it was fashonable, during its fashionableness and after its gone out of fashion.

Ewmigosh look at those pants (insertnamehere) is wearing!

Week later: Oh yeah these pants are hot!

Week after that: (insertnamehere) is still wearing those pants. They are soo last week.
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Im such a non-conformist. Everyone likes and wears earrings. I hate earrings now.

by Lisah April 30, 2006

Non Sequitur

1. Latin phrase roughly translating as "doesn't follow" (think: not-in-sequence), i.e. 'non-sequitur' describes something that doesn't follow on from the preceeding information or context. Often used as a form of humour.

2. Rotate the giraffe.

See also: Light Bulb

by phantom oddity May 20, 2004