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Anything that is not a penis.
Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"

You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"

Dad: "Perfect!"

Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"

You and Dad: "Me!"
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
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A man with a penis so small that is like a clítoris , obviouslly he cannot have a normal sexual relatión . therefore he has sex like woman using ass like vagina and penis like clítoris
by jan brawn April 25, 2008
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