Dave Mustaine

GOD.

MEGADETH is the most amazing thrash/speed metal band in the world, they pwn your face.

I shall pray to the almighty Dave Mustaine tonight for your safety.

by BEANFACE December 12, 2007

Italian Mustache

The action of a man shaving his pubes before having sex with someone and after they ejaculate above their partners top lip they then take the pubes and stick them on their partners top lip. It’s curly like Italian Hair

I can’t wait to grow my pubes out again to give my wife an Italian Mustache

by Tendersurrendrrr July 23, 2019

mustache combover

to hide ones teeth with hair from upper lip

That dude has a sweet mustache combover!

by gregory5579 July 11, 2006

Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty

MCRD (Short For Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty) Means Something That Is Expressing More Dirty And Unhygienic . This Slang Phrase Or Word Comes From People Who Are Part Of Funny Stuff On Social Media. MCRD Is Expected To Be Funny To Some People But The Rhymes Are The Job.

"you see this quite old innit yeah"

"of course bro its Musty Crusty Rusty Dusty"
"Hahahahhaha this joke never ends"

by Bleddy Drills January 11, 2021

Musty Sex

Sex that is not only sexy, but musty as well. It is characterized by a musty smell, and tasty aura.

Brendan and Noah enjoyed a blissful night of musty sex on Noah's top bunk. Unaware that they were actually being filmed by ROGER PHILIPSON.

by Noah/Brendan January 31, 2009

Mustard plug

A small amount of solid poop holding back diarrhea like the small amount of hard mustard in the top of a mustard container.

I sat down on the toilet and the mustard plug pooped out then was followed by explosive diarrhea.

by RyzeX November 9, 2013

Taliban mustache

When a girl with braces gives a guy a blowjob, and gets pubes stuck in her braces.

Ew! Look at Hannah! She has such a Taliban mustache!

by Bobonole April 9, 2015