Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch 

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Mental Space-travel 

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.

Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel

Mental Space-travel by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018

Mental bakedown 

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.

Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾

Mental bakedown by sugaraddict January 4, 2019

mental horse issues 

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia

That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.

mental horse issues by Milkman January 7, 2019

mental pickle 

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

mental pickle by Funnygal123456789 August 22, 2019

mental candle power 

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

mental candle power by mlhiss December 24, 2019

mental stealth

The act of hiding one's mental illness or dysfunction from others.

Jack employed some severe mental stealth during his date with Cindy

mental stealth by jack_99 February 3, 2020