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Mars Quelch

Otherwise known as marsipan,
A little silly guy whos an incredible singer and plays bass and sometimes guitar
Mars Quelch is my favorite singer!!
by OliveDefines December 19, 2024
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Mar-a-Lagate

The scandal about stolen top secret documents hidden at Mar-a-Lago.
"In the latest chapter of Mar-a-Lagate, President Trump is now claiming that the pictures taken of the recovered secret documents are fake".
by CAescapee October 28, 2022
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Mars

mars is one of the coolest people i know. Mars is funny, nice, and has a crysh on j- (jasonn derulooo) nevermind haha. but they r really nice and caring.
Girl 1; Woah, whos that pretty Man over there?
Girl 2; Oh, them? thats Mars.
by vix is cool. September 29, 2021
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The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.
The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.
by BobDylan March 13, 2021
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mars

mars is used to call you fat or its just the planet
hey your as fat a mars
dude mars is so cool
by MARSYPOO December 5, 2022
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Mick Mars

Former lead guitarist and one of the founding members of Mötley Crüe. Lives in Tennessee with his much younger gold-digger wife who is no doubt screwing the pool boy behind his hunched back. Is often regarded as the most well-behaved member of the band by people who don't know the truth, including the time he was arrested for fucking an 18 year old in the mens bathroom when he was in his mid 30's. Was a deadbeat absent father to his 3 kids, a severe alcoholic and opiod addict, has been married three times and has had numerous dysfunctional relationships because he isnt too bright and chooses social climber hoes to copulate with; though its safe to say his copulating days are now over. Hence why its ridiculous to believe his 40 year old ex model wife is with him for anything other than counting down the days to his death to grab his neglected children's rightful inheritance.

Was always weird looking, voted one of rocks ugliest men in his younger years; now geriatric and shrunken to a hunched 5'3, he looks like a ghostly pale version of the crypt keeper. Still managed to release a successful solo album in February 2024.
Who's that old guy with that department store mannequin? Oh that's just Mick Mars and his plastic "wife".
by BluntForceTrauma99 August 18, 2024
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Mars

woah! Mars is so cool!
by qiokylix January 11, 2022
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