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A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.
Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.
by Funky Gibbon 123 January 22, 2009
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"
by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003
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A marsbar is often a nickname for those who adore sweet, cheesecakes and chocolate, they do not like lemons, as they make them feel bitter. A marsbar likes being creative and making outdated memes a reality. They try their best to get along, but usually end up getting judged instead.
Alot of my friends call me a Marsbar.
You know, -insert name here- is such a marsbar.
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Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face
" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"
by Mark McKay July 23, 2005
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Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....
Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.
"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"
by sideways April 28, 2004
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TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?"
EdTheNed - "i dunno"
TranTheMan - "a mars bar"
by purple_FANNY April 30, 2007
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