hamhole

(adj) The part of the word "Ham" stands for ass. This a secretive way of being angry at someone without them realizing it.

(N) One who acts like a hamhole.

Syn-jerk, butthead
Any-lovebunny, sugarpie

"Oh my ga! Kelsey was being such a hamhole in composition class today. Did you see the way she looked at my shoes?"

by Monty Python's coconuts April 5, 2008

banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

by jack meoff January 12, 2007

hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

hamzors

when someone does a phat trick whilst they were skateboarding

omgzzzz bjorn just did a tre' flip down el toro he sure is laying some hamzors today

by sucky McBlunto January 7, 2008

hamboskied

Getting really drunk like Mike when he drinks his Boggs. Or Lax Lights

Dude you got so hamboskied last night that you fucked that fat chick
Dude I know, she was fat, maybe I shouldn't have gotten so hamboskied.
Yeah, man, hamboskied.

by Herbert the Gnome April 11, 2008

Hambourverga

Spanish slang for "dick hamburger"

Hey homie take a bite of my hambourverga!

by mero mero miguelito March 14, 2009

hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010