Grumple

The area between your grandpas asshole and balls. On young people it’s known as the taint.

After all these years grandma went to a spa where they gave her beaver a Brazilian and she found out that they can also hook grandpa up with an asshole bleach and a grumple shave.

by Daddy big hands April 23, 2018

Bump Grumpies

Just like "Bump Nasty" or "Bump Uglies".

Hey let's go bump grumpies then get some food.

by Faelan January 20, 2007

grumpkin

one of a variety of individuals, who is bubbly like a volcano, snuggly as an antitank mine, and enjoys hillsides of cabot extra sharp cheddar cheese. as much as any such individual can enjoy such things, which is quite an excessive amount.

"Antitank mines always have to be stabilized before you grab them. This is why I kiss you at the same time.What a grumpkin!"

by J Jayma Jameson August 16, 2011

grumpkin

When Female or Male, is performing oral sex on you when you are taking a shit on the toilet. Grumpkin is mistaken for the word Blumpkin, because of the Movie "Harold and Kumar."

Grumpkin

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

Grumption

Someone with overly large testicles

"That bull has Grumption!"

by Dr Robertson May 20, 2007

Grumby

A turd, typically quite large

I got a huge grumby licking my shorts!

by LimeLightGTX August 9, 2015

grumplestitskin

A person who is a real pain in the ass, and finds ways to turn ordinary tasks into prolonged experiences by being a grump. Mainly occurs when the female species is bleeding out for 7 days without dying.

Person A: Wow Christine was such a grumplestitskin last night.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.

by grumpybear4life August 18, 2011