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Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012
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going 10

Closing the final gap between being almost at something and completely at it. Going the last 10 percent. Could be the end of a big project, getting someone's number, sealing the deal on a date. Anything in which the last step might be the most difficult.

From Will Smith's explanation about first kisses in the movie Hitch.
"So what's happening with you and Wes?" "Nothing much lately, but I think tonight I'm going 10."
by Tamberlyn January 25, 2008
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Going Rip City

1. Stealing from a gas station; preferably candy.

2. a. Doing really well on something.
b. Owning someone.
c. Being owned by someone or something.

3. Failing to turn in an assignment until at least a week after the due date without an extension.
1. This pot head got caught going rip city, he threw open his coat, showing off all of the goods, shouted "You can't hold me!" and sprinted out the door.

2. a. Dude, I just went rip city on that paper.
b. I going rip city on this dude in League of Legends.
c. That prof just went rip city on me.

3. Is Chasin' Church going rip city again?
by GrishnakhFan57 January 26, 2011
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Going Skippy

The term "Going Skippy on someone", refers to the action of someone stabbing a boss, or a person of higher rank in the back.

The term refers to an incident involving David Spade, were his assistant name "Skippy Malloy", suddenly and unpredictably attacked the actor in his own home with a taser.
"Damn, I see John always mumbling and clenching his fists every time he talks to the boss, it's kind of disturbing..."

"Yeah, everyone in the office thinks John's gonna end up Going Skippy on his ass..."
by Ecnel Ovelam October 24, 2011
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going to the pharmacy

A euphemism for coitus derived from a scene in the fourth episode of the second season of The Walking Dead during which Glenn and Maggie had sexual intercourse while raiding a pharmacy for much needed supplies.
(Chris Hardwick made a joke about the possibility of this becoming a euphemism for coitus on his Walking Dead commentary show following the original airing of this episode.)
"Have you ever...gone to the pharmacy?"

"Where was Bill last night?"
"He was going to the pharmacy with Jill."
by MyZombieTwin November 7, 2011
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Going full Leeroy/Went full leeroy

When someone or something randomly or is about to randomly and unknowingly put full effort, power, ability, etc. into something or somewhere when everything and/or everyone else isnt prepared, ready or unwilling to commit.

Based off the popularized WoW video where a WoW player named Leroy Jenkins charged into a dungon without letting or hearing out the group's plans of attack, instead charged in and shouted on voIP "LEEEEERRRROY nnnnnJJJJEEEEEENKINNSSSSSS"

The whole group went after his surprise attack, ending up in total devastation as the entire group was overwhelmed from aggro'ed monsters and being totally wiped out.

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Some uses of Going full Leeroy/Went full leeroy

"My car went full leeroy and now I dont have an engine."

"My computer didn't have the minimum power required, so my power supply died when my graphics card went full leeroy"

"I am about to go full leeroy if this light doesn't change to green."

"James decided to go full leeroy, now we are in jail; bail us out?"

"My Prius is going full leeroy, I cant stawp it!!1!"

"My cat is going full leeroy, he broke some shit now; can I call you back?"

"Nick went full leeroy thinking he could take him, now he is in the hospital."

"Here, hold my beer; I am going full leeroy."
by Pen2_the_penguin October 19, 2012
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Going off topic

What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.

Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.
Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.
by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014
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