Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.

" That Bartender over there is so front page."

by subject313 January 4, 2013

out the front

to crash forward and hard waterski jumping.

he went out the front bad today!

by tex December 18, 2003

Two Passengers Up Front

A woman with nice big boobs.

She has Two Passengers Up Front.

by X_herb July 23, 2011

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front butt

not your "back butt" but your "front butt" This means privates in urban slang.

Watch out that you don't touch his front butt. He is peeing with it right now.

by BigBombingBoober December 21, 2003

front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009