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friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.
by stankorb April 5, 2021
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What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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A phrase referring to how words are communicated. Spoken words are fleeting and easily forgotten. Written words, on the other hand, are permanent and can have lasting consequences.
MIKE: Man, that's the third time Bobby's disrespected my mom on Facebook. I'm gonna comment that next time I see him, I'll beat his ass

JOHN: Don't do it. You can get in serious trouble with the law for that. Say it and forget it. Write it and regret it.
by TommyNoleBuc February 11, 2026
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