Florg

An onomatopoeia that represents the collapse of order in the face of one's own ability to create noises which sound like words.

Joe: "I wrote a poem! Want to hear it?"
Tim: "Sure!"
Joe: "Okay, here goes, 'daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-"
Tim: "FLORG!"

Florg by M.C. Socrates February 19, 2010

florg

The self-secreted glue that adheres a dead frog to whatever it died on.

After a night of light rain and heavy traffic, today's hot sun means that the highway department is getting out the florg scrapers.

florg by Crockettman September 9, 2013

Florg

The feeling when you want to get a drink from the kitchen but you’re too lazy

I’m sooo florg to get up ugh!

Florg by Florgness October 23, 2020

Florg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING ITS A FUCKING ABOMINATION WHAT THE FUCK HELP

"WHY THE FUCK IS FLORG MURDER MY FAMILY"

Florg by Florrg June 6, 2024

Florg

Oh god...THIS THING IS AFTER ME HELP PLEASE OH GOD HELP IT HURTS SO BAD OH GOD!!!

"Oh god florgs murdering my family

Florg by Florrg June 6, 2024

Florg Nugget

Nude pictures you recieve from a person

Dude my girlfriend sent me some florg nuggetz last night

Florg Nugget by Shinigamix September 23, 2011

flog-worthy 

Worthy of pain and suffering. Deserving of "heroic" medical measures. Based on "sponge-worthy."

Scenario 1:
Med Student: "Ms. Jones has a multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She was independent before all this happened."
Senior MD: "Flog away. Intubated her, line her up, and start the pressors. Do everything you can to keep her alive!"

Scenario 2:
Med Student: "Ms. Jonese has multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She is totally demented, has no family, and lives in a nursing home. She is DNR-DNI."
Senior MD: Do not flog her. We're withdrawing care."

flog-worthy by Nudels August 16, 2012