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An onomatopoeia that represents the collapse of order in the face of one's own ability to create noises which sound like words.
Joe: "I wrote a poem! Want to hear it?"
Tim: "Sure!"
Joe: "Okay, here goes, 'daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-"
Tim: "FLORG!"
Florg by M.C. Socrates February 19, 2010
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The self-secreted glue that adheres a dead frog to whatever it died on.
After a night of light rain and heavy traffic, today's hot sun means that the highway department is getting out the florg scrapers.
florg by Crockettman September 9, 2013
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The feeling when you want to get a drink from the kitchen but you’re too lazy
I’m sooo florg to get up ugh!
Florg by Florgness October 23, 2020
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING ITS A FUCKING ABOMINATION WHAT THE FUCK HELP
"WHY THE FUCK IS FLORG MURDER MY FAMILY"
Florg by Florrg June 6, 2024
Oh god...THIS THING IS AFTER ME HELP PLEASE OH GOD HELP IT HURTS SO BAD OH GOD!!!
"Oh god florgs murdering my family
Florg by Florrg June 6, 2024

Florg Nugget

Nude pictures you recieve from a person
Dude my girlfriend sent me some florg nuggetz last night
Florg Nugget by Shinigamix September 23, 2011

flog-worthy 

Worthy of pain and suffering. Deserving of "heroic" medical measures. Based on "sponge-worthy."
Scenario 1:
Med Student: "Ms. Jones has a multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She was independent before all this happened."
Senior MD: "Flog away. Intubated her, line her up, and start the pressors. Do everything you can to keep her alive!"

Scenario 2:
Med Student: "Ms. Jonese has multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She is totally demented, has no family, and lives in a nursing home. She is DNR-DNI."
Senior MD: Do not flog her. We're withdrawing care."
flog-worthy by Nudels August 16, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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