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flinging a pineapple

To remove the core of a pineapple and then put it over your penis and have intercourse and then once it is full of bodily fluids you fling it at a unsuspecting victim
man i was flinging a pineapple at a nun yesterday like a boss! :D
by Pineapple Guru January 11, 2011
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Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.
At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
by Dmonney September 12, 2005
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Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.
Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.
by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009
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filingual

The cool way of saying a person knowing five languages.
by Purplelotus December 31, 2006
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Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.
Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.
by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009
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fmling

to be having a bad or unfortunate period in life
FML=fuck my life
america is fmling now it has a black president
by dave norris October 19, 2010
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poo flinger

When your arrested in a cell and you act like a baboon and throw poo at the pigs
Ed was so drunk when they arrested him for saluting a ship drunk and naked from his own boat, he became a poo flinger.
by daveypeepee August 31, 2006
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