Eastern High School

Eastern High School is literally a prison, but it’s better than most of the surrounding school districts (still not good). Every person their is either a hoe, parasite, piece of crust, snob, juul addict, or jock who could care less ab anyone other than their selves. If you don’t go to the basketball games or can’t rip a fatty ghost you can forget ab popularity. when you walk down the hallways you may pass out by how long you have to hold your nose to get past the crusty kids. The schools main concern is your cell phone so now you have to put it in a caddy at the beginning of each class. Oh yeah don’t forget the group of freshman girls who literally can’t keep their legs closed and the senior boys who can’t keep it in their pants. Good luck if you go to Eastern High school🤷 ♀️

“you go to Eastern High school?”

“yeah, ik it’s full of cheaters, snakes, nicotine addicts, and annoying people”

by christiangirl2 August 17, 2019

Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.

Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.

by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020

Snor'eastercane

A horrendous mixture of snow, Nor'easter, and hurricane all intended to scare the pants off of the East Coast of the United States.

Did you hear about how Snor'eastercane Sandy will destroy every building in Washington, DC?

by samteezy October 24, 2012

Couva East Gyal

Most of them is bitches but it has one or two that are sweet. Yuh could only get looks or personslity (YUH CYANT GET THE TWO). Some of them Hawt and have brains but not common sense. It have this one group ah gyal in the school with no book sense neither common sense STAY AWAY!

"How she getting A's in test but she with he?"
"Hadda be a Couva East gyal"

by Doh study dat March 14, 2019

born in east l.a

A funny Cheech Marin movie,Born In East L.A. is a 1987 comedy film written and directed by Cheech Marin, formerly of the Cheech and Chong comedy team.

Born In East L.A. Quotes:

Rudy : "Waaaaasss Sappening"!!!!!!!

Rudy : "The president of the United States is the guy from Death Valley days, uh, John Wayne"!

by D-Los(L.A) June 12, 2008

EAST VAN

EAST VAN is an area of vancougrr, bc that is notorious worldwide for drugs, workin girls, the homeless and police brutality. it's also home to some of the best outreach programs, artists, bands and community minded people you'd ever have the pleasure of knowin. placed between the complacent burbs of burnaby and the materialistic, fake tit vibe of downtown, east van offers a homegrown, co op feel that is uncommon in most big cities. a place where the girl next to you won't take your shit and men have purses, not murses. keep it in your pants or git outta here.

Whoa, did you see that chick with 30 piercings in her face wearing nothing but newspapers? That is so EAST VAN .

That woman just helped that junkie across the street, she must be an EAST VANER.

Really?! Live music 7 days a week?! God, I wish I lived in EAST VAN.

by eeeshhvan March 16, 2009

East Grand Rapids

East Grand Rapids is the place where the students work hard and party harder. Known for smoking copious amounts of high quality marijuana, east students pride themselves on obtaining some of the best drugs west michigan has to offer. While other drugs are usually frowned upon in high school, they are welcomed at east. Many students indulge in the consumption of LSD, Cocaine, Molly, and various pharmies outside and often during school. Open campus lunch plays a factor of drug use during school as many students cruise and smoke at lunch. Cruising the land of Ada has also been a tradition for many years and maintains a ritual like status even today. However despite the heavy drug use, East still maintains its status as one of the best schools in the nation.

-Wanna cruise ada after school?
-Do we not attend east grand rapids?

Damn, those east kids are into their psychedelics, no one would ever think about touching LSD at catholic central.

East kid-
DUDE! I went to ada with this tim from forest hills and he smoked me down....with some f*cking mids! Can you believe that?! I would rather cut my d*ck off than smoke mids.

EGR Football Player-
I think our entire football team is cruising ada right now and its the night before the state finals. Eh, whatever its not like we have won the last 4 years in a row.

by Glenn Mitcham January 27, 2010