cryptonessian

High grade marijauna witch is similer to chronic.genrally found in the southeastern united states namely florida.also known as crip,crippy,crypto,criptornic,hy-crip and cripy's.Genarly has a lime green appercence with some crystals and red hairs or can be just green or green with red hairs,also it is sensamilla meaning it has no seeds

hey you wanna blow some cryptonessian

by ianisthebestinthewest December 27, 2006

Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007

Cryptic

A taboo beverage which includes human urine and other urea derivatives among its active ingredients.

I was very thirsty, so obviously my first thought was to guzzle a tall glass of Cryptic.

by Galer January 3, 2009

craptop

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

by Legos August 21, 2007

craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008

Cryptophilia

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.

Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

cryptomamary

The practice of hiding the actual breast size with clothing. The art of making the breasts seem larger or smaller or not distinguishable.

With a thick sweater and tight jacket she preformed deft cryptomamary.

by sfdawg December 5, 2010