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pt cruiser

The ass ugly car adopted by the queer folk for their choice in cars. As far as I'm concerned they deserve it!
Sidney: Ooooh look how cuuutttee!
Elton: How adorable!
by Ben Asstrick December 2, 2003
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Cruise Weight

The maximum weight a girl can attain and still be attractive to men cruising for tail
Chicks above 120 can no longer be considered "pick-upable" as they have exceeded their maximum cruise weight.
by Cary The B November 9, 2012
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P.T. Cruiser

Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour.
I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night at the pub.

Bartender, may I have a P.T. cruiser please?
by Paul T August 28, 2008
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loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.
Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!
by Olive_oil May 11, 2009
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FJ Cruiser

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.
Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.
by whoak August 5, 2010
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Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower
Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it
by Mugshots February 18, 2019
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guildford cruise

A RACING EVENT (kind of informal), yet organised, held in Guildford by Halfords in Ladymead area. Flipping amazing stuff goin on down there, and around 200 modded cars, officially it is the first sunday of every month, but there's always gavvers there (coppers) and the aint puttin' up with no lusho Stoughton boy racer shit. Satrts at 8pm, goes on till around 10pm ish.
If you go down to the Guildford cruise today, you're sure of a big surprise.....
There's some nice modded cars there, and plenty of weed.
by sean PF October 3, 2006
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