commutourettes

A condition which causes a commuter to scream curses at other drivers - sometimes for no apparent reason.

Bob: "Motherfucker! Pick a lane you stupid douche!
Marc (whispering to Rich): Bob has commutourettes.

by thepipe January 22, 2017

computer

A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.

Look at that computer, he is so smart!

by pseudonymousme January 31, 2017

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

Computer

Computer

Computer Computer

by Computer man man October 5, 2017

computerboi

a very mysterious creature of the male human variety that spends the majority of its day wired

he's such a computerboi
the act of pulling a computerboi - disappearing and going ghost replying to no one but reading everything

by _prx June 14, 2018

Computer Love

Computer love is a song made by the german band "Kraftwerk" from 1981.

Dude: "My new favorite song is Computer Love"

by luio950 August 17, 2018

Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018