Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

choad

The fine line between right and wrong

Danniel should never have goaded the choad.

by phat dan January 14, 2005

choadii

Plural form of wordCHOAD/word

"I can't stand to look at CHOADII..."

by Thadius Miller October 4, 2003

chipas

something that you get when you mix shots of tequila and lemon juice

Greg.J-hey man wanna get drunk?
bobbi- no way i just did like 4 chipas.

by sdfhsfghjsfgjdjdghjkfhjd June 14, 2008

choad

one who cannot beat my crash score on burnout2

ben, you are a choad.
eat choad, you choad.
I hope u die....choad.

by k August 2, 2004

choad

A common misconstrued slang word originating from a confused noun version of the actual word chaos.

It was a choad of a song, with no actual structure the musicians continued to ride it on the sheer reaction of the audience.

by J. Corinne Gordon May 27, 2003