your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

by crazygrape September 9, 2008

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 15, 2010

Clammy

awkward in conversation in an withholding or avoidant manner.

" Sorry i was so clammy the other day. I didn't quite know how to respond so i just got weird."

by enantiodromia October 19, 2011

Double Clam Slam

The sexual act of slamming two meaty vaginas together while a penis is in the middle.

I only lasted 7 seconds when Ronisha and Monique did the Double Clam Slam

by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010

clam shooter

Quite simply, a penis.

Woah bitch, I'm gon' spray yo' face with muh clam shootah!

by FactRzerO November 7, 2003

clam ass

where your ass is wetter than swamp ass and it has the stank ass odor.

i just took a shit and now i have clam ass, my girl is gonna hate me.

by jesse co April 4, 2008

clam smacker

when two lesbians,well, smack their "clams" together.

wow,that dike is definitely a clam smacker!

by Elena June 9, 2003