baked lay

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.

Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.

by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009

bake

To smoke weed.

Past Tense: baked.

"I'm so baked."
"Let's go get baked."

by ruby ho May 16, 2006

baked in the cake

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report

A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake

by vanderpol September 5, 2010

Sit and bake

After the inital drop of crap that comes out, you feel more coming but only gas is being released. So you sit and bake the crap that you had release with your warm fart making the whole room smell even worst.

Damn, why do people sit and bake in this bathroom, it makes this bathroom smell like crap.

by Z3roadmaster October 8, 2009

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

cookie baker

a person who cooks methamphetamines in a homemade laboratory usualy located in a trailer house

These boys keep callin for Los the cookie baker.

by south park mexican March 18, 2004

bakersfield chalupa

When one takes a dump on a passed out woman's chest after coitus. Much like the infamous Cleveland Steamer, except with the Bakersfield Chalupa, there is a lot of corn in the mix.

Man, I ate six ears of silver queen last night and ended up laying down a nice Bakersfield Chalupa on Candy's chest after a very zesty session.

by colonel hogan August 21, 2006