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like a broken record 

someone who keeps repeating themselves over and over again to the great annoyance of others
Anton, who doesn't know shit from shanola about training dogs, kept insisting to Jenny, over and over again, that according to a German dog training manual the best ways to train a dog is to hit them. Anton just won't shut up. Jenny, greatly annoyed, has told him he sounds like a broken record and she has no intention of disciplining her dog Lucky by hitting her. Anton is so obnoxious that Jenny is now considering trying out the German discipline method on Anton. Hopefully Anton will read this definition about what 'a broken record' means and shut up forever on this matter.

A second example:

Jenny never wants to hear Mariana's name again. Jenny is disgusted by how Anton and Mariana have treated others. Jenny never wants to hear of Mariana and never wants to see Mariana again. Even though Jenny has repeatedly asked Anton to never mention Mariana's again or talk about her in any way, however, Anton, just like a broken record, keeps bringing Mariana's name up over and over again. Anton doesn't seem to understand that Jenny is very mad that he keeps doing this although she has repeatedly asked him to stop. Anton is rather immature and doesn't seem to understand that the consequences of continually trying to tick off Jenny will mean that Jenny will stop liking Anton and will kick him out of her house and life forever.
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Chooken Booken 

A word translated through many different languages to become the jumbled up mess that it is today. The word started in Marshville NC by a man named Ford. It then moved from Marshville to Louisiana by word of mouth and then transfered to California by a friend.

Not much is known about this word except for a few theories:

1.) People believe this certain word has magical abilities, enabling the speaker to have unmatched strength and a poison waffle thrower.

2.) Others believe the word was just made up so people could give it their own meaning.

3.) Some belive it is just a word created by a fucked up idiot.
Yo whats up Chooken. Ur my Booken right?

hey lemme hit that chooken booken.

Broken Heart 

That feeling when someone you love and care about breaks up with you and breaks your heart. It's a stinging feeling inside and you might feel full of crap. It is the most hurtful thing to do to a girl because most girls are sensitive and don't like it when their heart is broken. I think when someone breaks your heart, it feels like your going to die and you have lost the man/girl for you. You will not want to date anyone else until you know it's the right time and when you have gotten over it. If a girl breaks up with a man, he is probably cool with it because they didn't really love you. If a guy breaks up with a girl they are not cool with it and want to get back together. I will never want my boyfriend to break my heart. I know he wont anyways because he cares about me and wont cheat on me like other boys would(PLAYERS). I know if he would break up with me I would be in crying flames. Because, I love him. His name is Mikey. And if you ever read this Mikey you probably know who I am and I wanna just let you know is that I love you. I love you like you love me Mikey. Don't ever break my heart. I love you.
MIKEY:Hey **(not saying my name)**, I have to break up with you. I'm sorry.

******: But why? Did I do anything?

MIKEY:It's because everyone is picking on me because I'm dating a smarter person than me

******: But, who cares what other people think?

MIKEY: I do. Sorry.

******: Well you should be sorry! YOU JUST BROKE MY HEART! **THINKS: I have a broken heart now....**

MIKEY: *SIGH*

**That was an example of what could happen with me and my boyfriend(Possibly yours)**

Broken Pocket 

When you have no money or broke
John: Does Jerry have any money?
Kelvin: Nah he got broken pockets
Broken Pocket by Pholo August 9, 2016

broken unicorn 

When you jerk a guy off and then snap his dick in half.
Bro 1: Dude what's wrong?
Bro 2: A girl pulled a broken unicorn on me last night. Just bummed my dick will be crooked forever.
broken unicorn by Brokenunicorn December 31, 2016

Broken Ass 

A very sore ass from a long sex marathon after not seeing someone for a long period of time
It was hard to work on Monday with my broken ass after 24 hours of sex with someone I haven't seen in a bit.
Broken Ass by Sunshine D March 20, 2017

Broken Jaw 

Receving head that does not result in busting a nut. Oral copulation only without orgasm.

May be a result of limp dick, bad oral skills of the giver, impotence, getting interrupted, etc.
Rachel sucked me last night but she’s so bad at it I only got broken jaw.

My mom walked in on Tina and I and let’s just say it ended with broken jaw.

I was so drunk and limp last night Carla could only give me broken jaw.
Broken Jaw by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2018