Baltimore Blowdown

When your Aunt Suzie has stage 4 cancer in Baltimore, and she has 1 last wish.... You fuck the shit out of her so hard you pop he cancerous tumor out of her and it plops on your dick from her asshole. You then stick it back in her and and use it as a anal bead with every other tumor in her body connected . Afterwards you've done created the most advanced cancer medical treatment ever made. Fucking your family to save their life.

Hey Robby watch me do a Baltimore Blowdown to my Aunt Suzie.

by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024

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Snow blower

Your mom

"Your mom is a snow blower"

by jarrad_bellringerboy December 26, 2024

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Power Blowey

A "Power Blowey" is a blowjob that is done fast and efficiently. It is similar to a "quickie". No extra cute stuff. Just straight to the point and finish line as quick as possible.

We didnt have time for sex because we had to meet our friends for breakfast, so she just gave me a quick "Power Blowey" for now.

by Pimm with two Ms February 9, 2025

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Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.

“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”

by Johnith30th June 10, 2025

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eskimo blowdart

when u mold a piece of ice small enough to fit in the tip of your penis and insert it inside , you then masturbate jn front of your partner and when u finish u shoot it at your partner

Dude last night was crazy , I Giselle with an eskimo blowdart

by lorenzobunny26 June 17, 2025