Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.
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Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.
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Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack
Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked
Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked
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an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically, as the word suggests, blackjack and/or poker
an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically, as the word suggests, blackjack and/or poker
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri in order to avoid shame
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri in order to avoid shame
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Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!
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spoken: pop up blockers.
spoken: pop up blockers.
"That old dude forgot about his pop-up blockers..sick."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."
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