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Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.
Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.
by Gaaraofthedamned October 4, 2011
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blocked

Royce da 5 9 ft Eminem writer's block.

.... Her pussy need to be blocked and reported as spam. Bong!
by shoei17 October 9, 2011
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Blomker

Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.
by tennisstudforreal January 8, 2008
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lock-blocked

the phenomena occuring when a female bends over and reveals what would normally be clevage, which is instead blocked by her locks of hair falling down over her shoulder
Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack

Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked
by eggz09 May 11, 2011
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jack blacker

(N.B. jack blacker is actually an amalgamation of the games of blackjack and poker)

an affectionate term for any addiction, especially a gambling addiction where the person gambles away their money playing, specifically, as the word suggests, blackjack and/or poker
son: Dad, what is a jack blacker

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to card games where you need to bet money, especially blackjack and poker. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings, their marriages, their property and the like. some even end up doing harakiri in order to avoid shame
by Sexydimma August 2, 2014
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Blonker

The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.
Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!
by WowDad August 4, 2011
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pop-up blockers

tighter underwear wore underneath looser fitting swimming shorts, to prevent n r b's
spoken: pop up blockers.
"That old dude forgot about his pop-up blockers..sick."
dude 1:"why do you wear tighties man?", dude 2:" dont be such a T-box, theyre just my pop-up blockers."
by 6IXTY 1NE July 25, 2006
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