blumpcuzzi

recieve head and take a shit at the same time while in a jacuzzi

damn, chrystal knows how to give a great blumpcuzzi

by captain salmon1 April 11, 2010

Blumpkin Kick

When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet

Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet

by Brody Price October 16, 2010

Classy Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while enjoying an ice cold Natty lite bottle.

Bob: Where did all my delicious Natty bottles go?
Lyle: Tiffany came over and we had a classy blumpkin extravaganza!

by zachary timmerman October 25, 2009

golden blumpkin

the time during your blumpkin when your done taking the crap so whether or not its still ocuring the person giving it will receive a golden shower......but its mainly in their mouth/on their face.

I heard he gave her a golden blumpkin thats why they broke up.

by tophieCC March 11, 2010

peter peter blumpkin eater

after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".

"Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater had a gay lover who loved to feed him!!!"

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

blumpkin

The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin.

After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver.

by Thrilliam October 2, 2007

The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin

n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.

Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?

Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.

Chad: What a stupid bitch.

by Chad Pitt July 1, 2009