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alice cole 

Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.

Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.

Will get aggressive.

Diceptively ginger.

Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
alice cole by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019

Alice Meade 

Is a small little person whose idol is Megan hamilton and she also worries a lot about her GCSEs but we should all just say fuck it who needs GCSEs
To be stolen of the opportunity of answering/punishing, via someone else coming along and taking it from you in a speedy manor.
"Dude, I was going to answer that question, but you just barged in like an asshole."

"Haha you got fucking Alice'd."
Alice'd by Nickingoo October 28, 2019

Alice Kelly 

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)
Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.
Alice Kelly by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly 

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)
Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore
Alice Kelly by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice weekes 

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter
Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes
Alice weekes by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019