Witch sex

When your sitting in your house and a witch starts fucking you And sticks her broom in your dickhole and you start to cry

I had witch sex 3 nights ago.

by Littlegirls457 November 26, 2019

Buttasaurus Sex

A gay; faggot
A homosexual man who enjoys anal sex with other men so much that his moans sound like the Jurassic Park Trex
Gaylord
cockfondler

Bill: why can't i call gay people fags?
Scot: because its offensive and hurts their feelings.
Bill: Dude why is this generation so sensitive?
Scot: Idk man, but you cant say fag to gay dudes
Bill: hmmmm...
(fucking gay walks by)
Bill: look at that Buttasaurus Sex

by BallsasaurusFlex December 12, 2017

Sex Bible

A collection or compendium of information demonstrating a comprehensive knowledge of sexuality.

CaitlainsCorner.com is sex bible.

by AngelaHope September 18, 2006

Zipper Sex

Sex without any clothing come off.

Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!

by Sarah March 10, 2005

Primal Sex

pri⋅mal sex prahy-muhl seks
-adjective

1. The act of sexual reproduction in its most instinctive form.

2. The lack of any aid or device used for sexual reproduction.

That girl and I are going to go have Primal Sex tonight all night long.

by IAmTheMovement February 1, 2009

Sex story

Part 1. A story (fiction or non - fiction) about sex.

As I picked up the phone on the second ring, I heard her voice. My girlfriend, Amanda.
This is a sex story...
I drove to her house. I came in and I saw her. She took off her shirt and bra then, her pants. I helped take off her underwear. I ripped off my clothes and we started...

Me: Ready?
Amanda: Fuck yeah.
We sat down and my huge dick started to go in, and out.
Me: OH SHIT!
Amanda: What!?
Me: I forgot the condom!
Amanda: Eh, sex is better without one.
Amanda: FASTER!!
Me: I'M GONNA CUM THOUGH!!
Amanda: I DON'T CARE! KEEP FUCKING ME!!
Five Minutes Later...
Me: 69 position?
Amanda: Ok...!
We got into the 69 position.
Amanda: This cum is sooo good.
Me: Awesome!
Amanda: FUCK! WE RAN OUTTA CUM!
I started licking her very slowly... Down her arm... Down the leg... Into the pussy...
Amanda: UHHHHH!

by sexyhor May 30, 2021

Sex-mas

A festival of pure pornography and sexual indulgence with a simultaneous worship and acknowledgement of the birth of Jesus Christ on the blessed day of december 25th.

I'm so horny right after Thanksgiving...knowing that Sex-mas is right around the corner, I pre-order and priority ship all my sex toys from Amazon.com to insure they arrive on or before Sex-mas so that I am not left out of the sexual festivities.

by Allegra K Sinclair December 31, 2009