Ass Jack

Fun inversion of Jack Ass. Instead of calling someone Jack Ass just say Ass Jack.

That guy at work is a real ass jack.

Ass Jack by Libraryguy December 16, 2009

friend jack 

When someone who is new to a social circle ends up becoming more important and loved in that group than the person who introduced them to said circle. Often times, the 'introducer' actually ends up getting kicked out of the group through a gradual phasing out. Most times friend jacking is the result of some inherent character flaw of the person who has been kicked out of the group.

Nikki introduced Nelson to Chloe and Cathy two months ago. Now they're BFF with Nelson but don't even talk to Nikki anymore. She got friend jacked.

friend jack by His Majesty the King April 20, 2008

vacu-jack 

Device used to create an erection (before Viagra), increase penile size, or simply get off. Consists of an airtight cylinder and a hand pump.

Girlfriend dumped me, so it's back to the vacu-jack.

vacu-jack by Jabba17 August 24, 2006

Cracka-Jack Nigga 

A nigga that's as fake and busted as the prizes in a "Craker Jack" box, tryna front as if he got something going on.

That nigga is a straight Cracka-Jack Nigga, when my baby pulled on the medallion to his chain, that mess straight popped!!

Cracka-Jack Nigga by Yvette Bennett May 28, 2006

happy jack 

A cigarette with the tobacco removed and weed put in. Something not so many people do but should do more often. it's easier than rolling and WORKS!

You got some rolling papers bro?

Nah, let's just make a happy jack.

happy jack by happy jacker February 22, 2009

Captain Jack 

A reference to the television show "Torchwood", a "Captain Jack" refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.

Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."

Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".

Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.

Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.

Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.

Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.

Captain Jack by Darker August 4, 2011

yukon jack 

while watching wrestling, a man jerks himself off, then rubs his own semen all over his face, and in his big yap

"last night mike enjoyed the wrestling match so much he gave himself a yukon jack"

yukon jack by P Brown's Apprentice March 2, 2012