Dick Schwab

A rude remark used when someone is pissing you off to the fullest extent.

Jeff: "I love to bang 24/7 and I live in the most white neighborhood with all my rich ass friends."
Ronald: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING DICK SCHWAB!"

Dick Schwab by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016

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Dick Cut Slut

Slut who suck dick and use teeth.

"I bit my bbs suck,im suck a dick cut slut !"

Dick Cut Slut by IdPayToWatchKeemstarsSexTape October 16, 2016

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Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

Dick tit by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

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Dick Surprise

The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.

Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.

Dick Surprise by Projectpat1983 November 23, 2016

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dick bus

When a men's dick is comparable to a school bus

Wow, Jimmy has a real dick bus.

dick bus by YNWL December 3, 2016

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Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

Dick diving board by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

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dick grenade

When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode

After that sloppy HJ last night, I woke up with a ticking dick grenade.

dick grenade by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016

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