3 definitions by Projectpat1983
The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.
Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.
by Projectpat1983 November 23, 2016
A term used to describe grossly uneducated and often poor white people. Many who fall into this category have dropped out of high school, have meth addictions and have many children from different gene pools. They have a strange sense of entitlement and usually inherit these traits from their parents. This term should not be confused with redneck, or hillbilly as they are much different than white trash.
Person 1: Did you hear Lacey and Brandon moved their whole family into a camper in their parents backyard?
Person 2: Are you serious?
Person 1: I am, they decided not to pay rent and have pulled all of their kids out of school.
Person 2: That doesn’t surprise me, they are white trash.
Person 2: Are you serious?
Person 1: I am, they decided not to pay rent and have pulled all of their kids out of school.
Person 2: That doesn’t surprise me, they are white trash.
by Projectpat1983 March 16, 2021
by Projectpat1983 June 1, 2016