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Mosman High School 

In an affluent neighborhood within Mosman, you'll find a high school. The restroom facilities there are very un-maintained in D block. It seems like the seventh graders switch their romantic interests almost as often as they swap out pads. Furthermore, a significant majority of the student body has taken up vaping, resulting in a rather unusual aroma in many of the school's bathrooms. The teachers are mostly old and crusty, the school's teaching staff is, for the most part, comprised of elderly instructors who have overstayed their welcome in the education system. These educators, whose prime days are long behind them, bring a sense of staleness to the institution that permeates through their classrooms. The basketball kids scream and the 7th grade boys have 3 braincells combined, there exists the curious phenomenon of the seventh-grade boys, who collectively appear to possess a mere trifling sum of intellectual capacity—three meager brain cells, if one were to be charitable in their estimation. As one ventures into the canteen, their culinary expectations are quickly dashed, mirroring the rather uninspiring personalities of a significant portion of the student body. The fare on offer hardly qualifies as gourmet, paralleling the lackluster demeanor of many of the students who frequent it.
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Mosman High School 

a rich kid school in a rich kid suburb where wannabe eshays, vapers and entitled kids live. the bathrooms stink like shit and smoke bc of all the druggies and wannabe cool kids. the year 8s live in the bathrooms and just vape the whole time pretty much killing themselves whilst looking like spiders with theyre fake lashes. a bunch of pussies whos favourite thing to say is 'allan border 4pm' knowing damn well they cant fight for shit. teachers are rotting away and mrs wyatt and her gay best friend mrs longely love to dresscode the girls. pretty much the worst school in terms of ppl. the year 7s r annoying as fuck and walk around like they own the place with their white fox hoodies and strap bags. the entire school shares one collective braincell.
"oi the bathrooms stink of vape"

"u at mosman high school?"
Mosman High School by idgafmate September 14, 2023

Walker High School 

walker high, the home of ghetto white boys, autistic teachers, and women who open their legs for any guy who looks like his name is "Donquavious", the only place where a girl could get her life ruined because she wanted to bust it down on the dance floor. The bathrooms smell like some mid reggie, and the 300 hall sounds like a sped warzone. You could honestly make a movie about how bad this school is, but pretty much all of louisiana already knows.
have yall ever heard of Walker High School? apparently two racist dudes molested a black midget there

thornton fractional south high school 

Also known locally as "TF Shitty," TFSouth high school is a small garbage institue in Lansing, Illinois. Illegal activity is minimal, as is the white population. The teachers either care too little or too much.
There's a 3D printer in that weird lab in the 500 hallway? And the water fountains still taste like rust and pneumonia...TF Shitty, am I right?

*Rebel Recognition Voice* "Good afternoon, Thornton Fractional South High School staff and students..."

james b castle high school 

A school in Hawaii that houses mostly idiots. The students tend to be chronics that like to vape, smoke weed, and act cool. This is a school to be avoided, if you do go there, well life sucks. Come find me tho we can chill.
Hey bro what school you go to?

James B Castle high school dawg.
Oh that sucks

Woodstock North High School 

AP! AP! AP!
the school needs to set their priorities straight. the AP program is a joke. guidance is ordered to push as many kids into AP classes as humanely possible regardless of whether or not the student really wants to/belongs in there . also, if you wanna drop an AP class, you need to schedule a meeting with the principal. it's a last ditch effort to keep you in the class you wanna drop.

the AP program stresses the shit out of kids, and ultimately leads to less participation from the student that was assigned to an AP class against his will as his/her high school years go on.

they like to say "oh don't take 5 AP classes it's too much" but that's exactly what they want from those top students that think they're capable of keeping up with that many AP classes. no exceptions are granted to those taking 3+ AP classes - still gotta sit down with the principal, have your parents sign some bullshit, talk to the teacher who's teaching the AP class you wanna drop... it's disgusting.

the front office is full of power-hungry staff members looking to get the principal job. so much ass kissing, so many phonies, it's remarkable.

the school isn't terrible though. the staff is pretty damn good, the student body seems to gradually become more involved in school activities, there's actually some color within school walls now... outdated rules and shady politics seem to be the big issues here. so much potential, i hope it's eventually fulfilled.
you're from woodstock, right? do you go to woodstock high school?

no, i go to woodstock north high school, the one that looks like a prison.

Albert Einstein High School 

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.
Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit