Stone Cold Steve Earnhardt

A mixed beverage named after Earnhardt SR’s third cousin, which consists of bloody Mary mix, Busch, light, vodka, Goodbar, and four Loco

Andy punished them Stone Cold Steve Earnhardts last night!

by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Category 12 Earthquake

Earthquake caused by Caseoh falling down a escalator that is going uphill. This would cause a constant 12.0 Earthquake destroying countries and causing Tsunami's so powerful that the oceans will be dried out. This Earthquake will continue forever until the escalator finally stops or until Caseoh breaks the escalator.

My gawd that Category 12 Earthquake just killed Godzilla.

by KlownMan January 26, 2024

And with your ears, you do nothing

Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.

Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

Jared's Ears

Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on

Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls

by Christophlak March 30, 2024

terrarium new earth

The new world order interference with nature.. Sky trails new precipitation.. forest fires new soil.. we are acclimating to a new terrarium new earth.. good luck ✌️

Kim says that climate change is actually the building of a terrarium new earth

by Toad#76 April 18, 2024

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.

Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks

by Christophlak May 28, 2024

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024