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do you have blue gum for me? 

when you have nothing to say, this phrase is used to break silence and as a conversation starter
Person 1: *chewing gum*

*silence*

Person 2: "I want some blue gum. Do you have blue gum for me?"

out-of-the-blue insult 

when you and somebody else are trying to burn each other and you want to be more original than to make a your mum comeback and you just think of something like either bitch, dickhead, gay, homo head, fucktard or penis-breath.
"Call 1300-I-AM-A-RETARD and push the 'little pink button' because you really need to visit the Mental Health Hotline. You would be gone for a couple of days and it would really suit us all."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue insult?"
"Yeah I think it was."

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker 

A splurge of Jism through one's penis
Need I explain any further

Red Vs Blue 

One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
www.redvsblue.com
Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!

Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.

Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
Red Vs Blue by bAc0Nb0Y February 14, 2004
someone who hurt you; someone who broke you. yet you can't seem to get over them/let them go. because even though they hurt us the most, they are simply unforgettable.
"Hey, you know Al?"
"Yeah, I know him. He's my blue."
my blue by itsvalentinesss September 25, 2021
“my blue” is someone who hurt or left you even though you were all they had.
he broke my heart and now he’s my blue.
my blue by anorexicbitch47 November 4, 2020