One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
www.redvsblue.com
www.redvsblue.com
Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!
Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.
Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.
Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
by bAc0Nb0Y February 15, 2004
One of the best internet shows going created by placing pre recorded vocals over Halo gameplay however CGI is mixed in with machinima elements in the later seasons.
Seasons 1 - 5
Revolve around two groups of soliders engaged in a civil war between Red Team and Blue Team.
The Red Team consists of Sarge, Simmons, Grif & Donut while Blue Team members are Church, Tucker, Caboose however early on hire a mercenary called Tex to join their ranks.
Seasons 6 - 8
Adding on to the story already set in the previous seasons both teams with the aid of Agent Washington are united in order to face a common enemy The Meta. Subtle hints in the previous seasons also come together to announce a big revelation about one of the main characters.
Seasons 9 - 10
Provides more of a backstory on Project Freelancer while also keeping us informed with current on goings between Red and Blue Team.
That was a brief introduction to the epicness of Red vs Blue also known as RvB and you should watch it for yourself at www.Roosterteeth.com.
Seasons 1 - 5
Revolve around two groups of soliders engaged in a civil war between Red Team and Blue Team.
The Red Team consists of Sarge, Simmons, Grif & Donut while Blue Team members are Church, Tucker, Caboose however early on hire a mercenary called Tex to join their ranks.
Seasons 6 - 8
Adding on to the story already set in the previous seasons both teams with the aid of Agent Washington are united in order to face a common enemy The Meta. Subtle hints in the previous seasons also come together to announce a big revelation about one of the main characters.
Seasons 9 - 10
Provides more of a backstory on Project Freelancer while also keeping us informed with current on goings between Red and Blue Team.
That was a brief introduction to the epicness of Red vs Blue also known as RvB and you should watch it for yourself at www.Roosterteeth.com.
Tell me why you're here, do you even know yourself?
Do you belong here? You don't fit anywhere else...
Don't feel betrayed, only we can wipe the slate clean,
Does it even matter? It only matters that we're here...
Were you right to... Give your life to...
Someone else to (run it for you?)
Do you wish you... Kept your life too...?
Good to conquer evil,
Lies to fight the truth,
Are any of us only saints or sinners,
Or is it always...
Red vs Blue?
- Red vs Blue OST
Jeff Williams
Do you belong here? You don't fit anywhere else...
Don't feel betrayed, only we can wipe the slate clean,
Does it even matter? It only matters that we're here...
Were you right to... Give your life to...
Someone else to (run it for you?)
Do you wish you... Kept your life too...?
Good to conquer evil,
Lies to fight the truth,
Are any of us only saints or sinners,
Or is it always...
Red vs Blue?
- Red vs Blue OST
Jeff Williams
by Damn Wench October 25, 2012
An absurdly overrated and morbidly dull and boring web show. Watched mostly by obsessive fanboys/girls
by abcdef123happy man December 13, 2009
A wholly unfunny, unoriginal, and retarded piece of flaming shit made by a couple of douchebags who lounge around all day with their shitloads of cash that they get from stupid fans that think they care at all about them instead of actually making the 5 minute pieces of said flaming shit. Srsly now they only just reached 100 episodes after running it since 2004, what the fuck. It was kind of funny at first but that was fucked up when they decided to make a ludicrously stupid story that came to a "we couldnt finish what we started" kind of gay ending. The forums were pretty good too till they got fucked up by the flood of stupid Galo 2 mainstream fanboys and the moderators became Tyrannical fucks.
Normal person: Hey lets go do something outside.
C@b0os3F@n36: Fuck that I need to sit on Red vs Blue so I can
wait for the next episode that I paid $10 to get
one day earlier. LOL Donut said something gay
and Church is being a dick HAHAHHAHAHALOL.
C@b0os3F@n36: Fuck that I need to sit on Red vs Blue so I can
wait for the next episode that I paid $10 to get
one day earlier. LOL Donut said something gay
and Church is being a dick HAHAHHAHAHALOL.
by WTF is a Rosie! August 24, 2007
A very poor attempt to make comedy from a game using clones of Master Chief. Horrible acting, here is why:
Gus - A freakin' chinese 4 foot nerd.
geoff - Pot smoking addict. Been doing it for 8 years.
Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda.
Burnie - A Texas redneck.
Dan - Ex. hax0r for the pie crew.
Kathleen - A wannabe slut.
Joel - Only normal guy from rvb crew.
Matt - Another Texas redneck.
Yomary - Likes to fool around with Geoff.
o.o
Gus - A freakin' chinese 4 foot nerd.
geoff - Pot smoking addict. Been doing it for 8 years.
Jason - Likes to drown himself in soda.
Burnie - A Texas redneck.
Dan - Ex. hax0r for the pie crew.
Kathleen - A wannabe slut.
Joel - Only normal guy from rvb crew.
Matt - Another Texas redneck.
Yomary - Likes to fool around with Geoff.
o.o
red vs blue was a thrown out idea in Hollywood. Thats where Gus was kicked in the balls by a thug because he started to attack the manager viciously.
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by Superman22 April 23, 2005
An internet series featuring to teams in the middle of a box canyon fighting a pointless war. There are two sides the red side, consisting of all the little red guys, the guys fighting in the canyon, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, Donut, and for a while, Lopez. On the other side, there is Church, Tucker, Caboose, and Tex
Sarge-Vic! I need an air strike and on the double!
Vic-can do sarge, ill have the air team target the blue forces now. ill just fax you the airstrike requisition forms.
sarge-We can't! i used some of the parts from the fax machine to make Simmons 2.0!
Simmons-(internet noises) Woah...must have been something I ate
Grif-Simmons, why is there paper coming out of your ass?
Vic-can do sarge, ill have the air team target the blue forces now. ill just fax you the airstrike requisition forms.
sarge-We can't! i used some of the parts from the fax machine to make Simmons 2.0!
Simmons-(internet noises) Woah...must have been something I ate
Grif-Simmons, why is there paper coming out of your ass?
by Mustache Man February 27, 2005