Evil Penis

Proper Noun: An Unholy 50' tall penis covered in hellfire from the 665th Plane of eternal torment. It is said that he lives in New Britain CT.

There can only be one EVIL PENIS!!!

Evil Penis by Evil Penis February 28, 2005

Get merch

Get the Evil Penis mug.

See more merch

Minnesota penis

A geographical anomaly whereby a penis erupts beyond the 49th parallel, causing the head of Minnesota to buttfuck the unknown Canadian province above it.

Over in Winnepeg, drivers have to constantly wash a salt residue from their cars when a Canadian History erupts from a man displaying a Minnesota penis while penetrating the Canadian border.

Minnesota penis by Cr newsies February 11, 2010

Get merch

Related Words

penis • penis wrinkle • penis fly trap • penis envy • Penis Colada • Penis-Fart • penisbreath • penis head • penis butter • Penis music

Purple Penis

The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.

Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!

Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!

Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.

Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!

Purple Penis by aka_Pyro October 10, 2007