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Executive Time

Ex-ec-u-tive Time: Country Club speak for a host of common, unimportant acts done at the expensive of someone else e.g. cheating on a spouse in the office, looking a porn on the company computer, sleeping on the job, etc.
The President of the United States had to postpone his meeting with the Pope, having already scheduled two hours of executive time that afternoon.
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peanut butter jelly time 

A point in time at which an individual is so poor, the only food that s/he can afford to eat is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Kim: Hey, girl, you wanna go to Chili's for lunch today?
Jessica: No, I can't. It's peanut butter jelly time.
Kim: Damn. Maybe next week when you get paid?
Jessica: Yeah. That'll work.

money time 

phrase used by parking officers when they catch you slippin'
Disabled parking with no permit? Money time!
money time by Cacee July 29, 2005

snack time 

slang for sex with an air head
Meg: We stopped having snack time after he cheated on me................................ like totaly!
snack time by jork July 24, 2006

face time 

A term used to describe how much time a celebrity or other television personality is in front of the camera.
Dan Rather gets way too much face time.
face time by tradesman June 24, 2003

Obama Time 

When playing Nazi Zombies, particularly on Der Riese, "Obama Time" is what you say when someone asks "Who is going to open the door? Obama Time is in reference to the person with the most points at the time, therefore punishing that person for doing well much like Obama is doing to everyday people.
Player 1: Come on we need to open the door to the teleporter!

Player 2, 3, and 4: Obama Time

Player 1: damnit, this is BS
Obama Time by Dempsey sucks September 3, 2009