Valenti

Valenti, Name Of Italian Origin. Means This Person Is Related To The Mafia Somehow. Powerfull.

Don Valenti, I Send My Respects On Your Daughter's Wedding.

by Dylan Valenti E. November 20, 2003

Valerie

She is a very beautiful and has a good heart. Well, sometimes. Sometimes she's mean. It depends on the day. She's very not patient and gets annoyed easily. She is very funny. Valerie loves her chickens because she lives on a farm. She also loves her horses and is daring. She rides her four wheeler and dirt bike as if it's no big deal. Overall, Valerie is a good friend to be around with.

"Valerie is so funny"

"Did you see her? Her four wheeler? How does she ride that?"

by YESS SIR May 7, 2019

valentine's day

The worst holiday ever.

I hate Valentine's Day

by Karissa February 23, 2004

Nick Valensi

Possibly the most gorgeous guitarist alive. Very tall and very skinny, wears super sexy tight pants. Damn you Amanda De Cadenet!!!
(No offence to the other Strokes memebers. I love you all. The Strokes is the best band EVER!)

Nick looked confused as Julian hit a high note

by nick&nikolaiROCK March 29, 2004

Anti-Valentine's Day

A day when everyone laughs at those in love and celebrate the greatness of lonelines...
And of course steal people's Valentine's Day Candy.
Celebrated on February 14 every year.

ITS ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
~steals candy from random people~

by Confuseded February 14, 2005

Valentime's Day

A romantic holiday which coincides with the more popularized 'Valentine's Day'. The exact etymology is unknown but is often attributed to South Shore guidos and small children with equal intelligence. Now a colloquialism used by urbanites who use the term in jest to condescend those who aren't in on the joke.

Jersey: Are you doing anything for Valentime's Day?
Stephanie: Do you mean Valentine's Day?
Jersey: Yeah, Valentime's Day. Jesse and I are hittin' up the club, it's gonna be cray. I'm wearing the shortest skirt, I think I'll have to freshen up my spray tan first.
Stephanie: Sounds great, keep it classy, Jersey.

by Scuba383 November 3, 2012

Valenhater

Someone who dislikes Valentine's day and relationships in general.

I'm celebrating Valenhater's day on February 14th.

by Henner March 16, 2009