Valenti

Valenti, Name Of Italian Origin. Means This Person Is Related To The Mafia Somehow. Powerfull.

Don Valenti, I Send My Respects On Your Daughter's Wedding.

by Dylan Valenti E. November 20, 2003

Valenti

A demon created by Danasia to rule the world and eat everyone.

"Damn that Valenti is going to eat me for dinner !"

by MEOWSMOOT123 May 30, 2018

Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.

Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.

by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011

Collin Valenti

Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.

I wish I could be a cool as Collin Valenti.

by hhggdhb November 19, 2011

chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

by happyending December 24, 2007

TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.

That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.

by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023

jonah valenti

big ass dick that girls will want

omg jonah valenti is coming

by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019