face-ted

n. the act of getting shit faced, or faced, and wasted

Yep I'm getting face-ted tonight.

by Butters Budlightington February 13, 2010

The Ted Bundy

Having sex in the Piledriver position (legs and rest of the body above the head) and coming down too hard and breaking your partner's neck

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news about Mark going to jail for murder?

Guy 2: Yea, I heard he pulled The Ted Bundy on that girl

Guy 1: What a way to go.

by Gojirasans_228 December 20, 2019

teddy ted

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.

That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

by Astroflo July 8, 2023

lil ted

Someone who peaks early and then becomes a pathetic person later in life

Lil bow wow, lil ted, I can't tell the difference.

by Lil Ted February 17, 2017

tattle ted

A loud mouth PO-LOCK that is his own worst enemy

Tattle Ted isn't making making any new friends acting like a twat.

by Itsgettingold August 20, 2018

breathen'ted

breathe · en · ted
/brēT͟Hˌen(t)ˌed/
v. to have stopped breathing.

" You shocked me! I almost breathen'ted. "

by coxucker420 November 28, 2020

The Ted Bundy Effect

The misconception that a murderer couldn't be the real culprit, because of how beautiful they are. Most commonly seen with teen girls on apps like TikTok

"I heard James Campersonly was arrested for murder. Belle said he must be innocent because he looks pretty."
"Yeah, she's fallen victim to the Ted Bundy Effect."

by IanNBF April 8, 2023