Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

beef smoosh

Placing one's vagina onto their opposition to assert dominance and humiliation.

The crowd went wild when the wrestler beef smooshed their opponent.

by GatorFlores January 11, 2023

Peeny Smoosh

1. Peeny smoosh is what happens to your penny when you put it in the machine at the zoo that smashes your penny flat and into an oval with a giraffe, gorilla, or some other commemorative animal.
2. Peeny smoosh is also what happens when you smash so much that your penis nearly gets turned to mush.

Miranda and I smashed so much that I think my peeny smooshed. Ouch.

by A’Merkin September 14, 2023

spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020

Smonshel

Smonshel

In cats, to rub against people or objects as a sign of affection or for marking with scent glands (located on the cheeks and base of the tail) the person or object as belonging to the cat.

Felix smonshels me when he wants me to pet him.

by Jillian Deveraux March 18, 2005

shooshbah

A combination of "shut up" and "bah". Commonly said in an exasperated tone, to someone who is talking out their ass.
Different inflections have slightly different connotations.
A warning, of sorts.

1: "SHOOSH! Bah." translates to, "Shut up, you jackass."
2: "ShooshBAH." translates to, "Quit talking before I beat you senseless, moron."

-- "Shooshbah, you bastard. You're going to get us in trouble if you don't close yer damn pie-hole."

by Rewayna June 18, 2006

____smooch____

An update to using the old and busted ((((smooch))) in chatrooms where the intent is to get the recipient to fill in the blanks with whatever words they see fit. Re: Mad Libs™ from the 1980's

Ex: WhoHoo!!!!! I got's a ____smooch____. (I got's a sloppy fish smooch from Mike!)

by fanbladesaresharp September 5, 2008