2 definitions by fanbladesaresharp
A mirror to the everpresent term "pissing contest" between men engaged in a verbal or personal (or oft physical) arguement, just make it female. And lesbian.
Sara (a lesbian) had a heated Dyke Cooch Cookoff outside the bar with her ex partner after she found out that Midge, and her new found love, left her with the tab for the food and the taxi after the bad news.
by fanbladesaresharp July 11, 2006
An update to using the old and busted ((((smooch))) in chatrooms where the intent is to get the recipient to fill in the blanks with whatever words they see fit. Re: Mad Libs™ from the 1980's
by fanbladesaresharp July 11, 2006