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cross country ski

It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.
look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time

his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.
by snoopy360 November 28, 2012
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Pink Ski Slope

Affectionate term for a ladies private bits.
Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!
by Matalan Man September 2, 2003
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You ski?

1. Derivation of the question "You see?", most notably used by foreign workers at local convenience stores. Its usage is flexible, and can proceed any sentence.

2. "Do you agree?"
It is a nice day. You ski?
by 7-11 March 28, 2003
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Skii Bo Ski

A man who will pick you up off the side of the highway and rape you on the way to his American Idol audition.
You keep drinking every weekend they going to find you in the back of Skii Bo Ski’s car. Just kidding they never going to find you.
by ATLien4Life January 1, 2019
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Singapore Ski Slope

The act of taking a dump in someones sink, then covering it with shaving cream to hide it until someone (preferably the owner of the sink) uses the faucet.
I left a Singapore Ski Slope in Drunk Chris's sink last night. He was pretty pissed when he went to wash his hands this morning.
by Looty57 February 24, 2011
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The Ski

Slang chotch term for the nicotein device
Yo chad you got "the ski"
by The brad of chads September 12, 2019
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XXXTentacion&Ski Mask The Slump God

THE BEST DUO TO EVER TOUCH WEIRD HIP HOP
"Aye bro you heard that new XXXTentacion&Ski Mask The Slump God song"?
by NKai October 5, 2020
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