Retard Bingo

Nickname for "Deal or No Deal" gameshow.

Game of numbers and chance which requires no knowledge or skills.

"Did you see the guy playing "Retard Bingo" last night?"

"Yeah, I thought Howie Mandell was going to claw his own eyes out!"

by corelli January 22, 2007

retard bus

any military troop transport vehicle (including aircraft but not large ships)

mh-60 pilot: "all aboard the retard bus! come on you fuckers this thing won't be here forever"

soldier 1: "some dumbfuck got his helo shot down"
soldier 2: "typical, retard bus drivers never take care of passengers"

by DIABLtheLEGEND August 22, 2011

Social Retard

1) One who is slow at the social scene. 2) One who is blamed for not attending manysocial events. 3) A person who choses not to be social.

Dude, if your aren't going to the football game, then you're a social retard!

by tripleplay1882 October 1, 2010

Fucking retarded

Someone who does something retarded more than once.

"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."

by SexyBoots June 13, 2012

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.

Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

retarded

(a.k.a. R-word)
Adjective:
1. Used to describe someone less mentally and/or physically developed than others of their age. This term is now considered derogatory. (Also can be used as a noun.)
2. A generic insult or emphasis to describe how stupid/appalling/etc. something or someone is.

Verb:
3. To have been slowed down/delayed.

1. This student is mentally retarded, so he is in a different class.
2. This movie was so retarded! The acting, story, and special effects sucked!
3. The famine retarded the growth of population.

by AFN7 April 3, 2016

Regtard

A regtard is a Counter-Strike (or any FPS game for that matter) player that plays regularly on a public server and generally makes an ass out of themselves the entire time.

This type of person is prone to typing things like "OH NOES I'M DEAD!!!" and "OMFG soandso's a h4x0r!!!".

More often than not they are under the age of 17 and live in Canada.

"(ADMIN-ONLY) dYn mfspolo: Oh no, Shadow Knight just connected, he's such a friggin regtard."

by solidefy April 21, 2005