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Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.
Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin
by ElKeeblerElf October 2, 2010
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bump muffins

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.
I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.
by fragglecock March 10, 2011
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Studd Muffin

A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package

Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up
Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)
by KrunkBot June 20, 2011
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Stuffed muffin

Monica had a stuffed muffin last night and for breakfast
by Blubyu18 January 11, 2012
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Sausage muffin

After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.
When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
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Cake muffin

I really want to lick your cake muffin
by Jobmo June 4, 2017
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lord_of_muffins

A person that suffers from gaydomness.
by Paul January 22, 2005
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