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Microconundrum

Jane was tickled by the microconundrum she heard at the comedian's convention.
by Ducktight January 9, 2012
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Microbeast

A microbeast is a funny, talented, good looking, sexy, amazing, loved, creative, unique person who is almost perfect and a really good, caring, sensitive and kind friend. Basically, the person everyone wants to be :D
Dude she's freakin awesome!
I know! She's such a microbeast!
by Ilike,OLDMOVIES May 14, 2012
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micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
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micro-ambience

Setting the mood in a very limited space.
My closet has the micro-ambience of a Macklemore concert.
by DesireeFufa May 12, 2013
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micro huddle

bringing smaller groups together in the middle of larger groups to get even more pumped up than the original huddle intended. Micro Huddles have explosive possibilities.
The micro huddle is where you really get pumped up!
by Eastopia February 5, 2015
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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015
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microbiotic

Teeny-tiny stuff that is alive.
Lots of plankton is microbiotic.
by Definition of Urban Dictionary January 20, 2016
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