definition: A depression meal is a meal that one would consume while in a state of sadness.
example: "Ive been so depressed the only thing ive eaten today where ice cubes dipped in water"
example2: " my depression is a bowl of cornflakes that has water instead of milk"
An alternative to burgered. This is mainly used when a direct confrontation is not desired. It involves the throwing, tossing, slapping or otherwise launching of small animalfeces towards another person.
If the happy meal is executed to perfection, the victim will pick up the feces, wondering what just struck them. Following this, they are to make an extremely disgusted and/or horrified face.
That bastard across the room could kick my ass if I tried to burger him, so I will serve him up a happy meal instead.