Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson

by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011

lemonfanny

when your fanny is swollen to the size of a lemon

sarah: ' i got kicked in the crotch today by my bastard mate, omg it hurts so much!'

shaunagh: 'hahahahaha! YOU LEMONFANNY!'

by Anonymous011 January 10, 2009

Lemon Zinger

1. A tasty tea beverage.
2. To Splash urine in one's face and say "zing".

1. Mmm that is some good lemon zinger.
2. Yo that bitch was asking for it so i gave her a lemon zinger.

by Haksaw March 7, 2014

lemon cock

When a male is engaged in sexual acts for long periods of time without ejaculating causing his penis to swell up and resemble somewhat as a lemon. Usually happens to opiate addicts due to the fact opiates make it hard if not impossible to ejaculate while under the influence.

"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"

by Daddy Dirtwood May 20, 2014

Lemon Lip

When a man sticks his hand down his pants and
rubs his fingers on his crotch vigorously and
then wipes his index finger between the upper
lip and nose of another man multiple times as a
means of seduction.

We were standing there talking and he just
dropped the lemon lip on me thinking I was into
him.

by Lenny245 August 15, 2019

Lemon Pepper Wet

When you fart but a spritz of lemon juice comes out

Bro.... I was tryna silently let one slip but I made a Lemon Pepper Wet

by Fastskull August 1, 2020

Lemon Technique

lemon technique
A sexual act which involves a split lemon with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the lemon up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the lemon technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by Hi pedestr July 5, 2021