kristine
A type of female that has no sense of direction and only looks in the direction of herself. She will hurt you the first chance she gets so beware.
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the kristin blow job
The first attribute that makes a kristin blow job different from your ordinary blow job is that it can only be distributed by females named kristin (kirsten is also an acceptable name). Getting crazy dome from kristin is just like getting it from anyone else, however what makes it so special is that she gives it to you from the shower. So, while you are getting your dick nice and wet, she is getting her hair nice and wet. Kristin must be able to multi-task, because she needs to shampoo her hair and caress/suck on your wiener. The kristin blow job can also be a normal blow job given in a department store's dressing room.
"Damn, what's the deal with that pecan nigger"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"
"I know he is eating up all the nuts"
"Yeah, that fucker!"
"I won't hate on him though"
"Why not?"
"He has been getting the kristin blow job on a consistent basis"
"Shit, nigga got game!"
the kristin blow job by fuckingbitchesgettinmoneyon_em April 24, 2010
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Krisbian
synonym: fiender
A person that lives their life vicariously through Kristen Stewart. They want to BE Kristen Stewart. They monitor the world wide web for any and all mentions of Kristen Stewart that are in a negative light and believe that, in time, they can change their views of Kristen Stewart.
A person that lives their life vicariously through Kristen Stewart. They want to BE Kristen Stewart. They monitor the world wide web for any and all mentions of Kristen Stewart that are in a negative light and believe that, in time, they can change their views of Kristen Stewart.
Krisbian by anti-fiender January 9, 2010
Kristin/Jinhee
The most amazing person you can meet. Someone Markus loves so damn much and wishes the best for. Kristin can make any moment you spend with her very, very special. She is also kind of intimidating but cute, regardless of what she says. She has the cutest smile and a hyuk-hyuk laugh. Please treat her right. 💖💖
Kristin/Jinhee, I love you. Don't ever think of yourself less than what you're worth. I'll sue. 😐
Check this if you ever miss me? :")
Check this if you ever miss me? :")
Kristin/Jinhee by Arky. December 10, 2018