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Skungle Junk

Ew, Kevin, that's some nasty skungle junk.

We were going to do it, but then I realized he totally had some skungle junk.

Dude, did you hear she touched his skungle junk!?!
by - Yearbook Staff November 14, 2009
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Monks Junk

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011
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Hunk of junk

Something that is usually in bad condition, worthless or crappy.
My computer is a hunk of junk, It takes 5 minutes to start up
by DarkerWinter February 21, 2011
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jungle junk

the loud beat coming from a car that is passing you or your house and wakes you up at three in the morning.
God Dammit,turn off that Jungle Junk,you stupid nigger!
by uncle bob's ass crack December 14, 2009
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Don't touch my junk

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.
Don't touch my junk.
by writerdg November 21, 2010
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Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.
Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.
by YAWA May 14, 2019
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chuck your junk in her

To have sexual intercourse with a girl. Can be shortened to chuck it in her.
Megan: "How are you and Hillary doing?"
Chad: "Last night I told her I wanted to beat it up, but then she freaked out and bounced for some reason. She probably was just afraid that I might knock her up if I chucked my junk in her. She was bitching and shit but I didn't really hear what she said because I wasn't listening."
Megan: "Wow, you're such a sensitive guy. I can't imagine why she left you."
by Nick D July 5, 2004
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