Guy: Shit fuck piss! My cunt ass iphone broke and apple wont replace it!
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*
Fat ass soccer mom bitch: Thats what you get for summoning the devil to make it sinful!
Other guy: im still got a virgin iphone
Guy: *Chopping the shit out of fat as soccer mom bitch*
by KILL ALL SOCCER MOMS March 22, 2010
Get the Virgin Iphone mug.a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.
hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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by sjmvi August 4, 2008
Get the iPhoney mug.Forgetting that you have a tech prototype and leaving it in a public place, which starts a media storm about your upcoming product release.
Apple fired me after they told me to test a prototype. I took it to a bar and left it there. Steve Jobs said iphonesia isn't a real condition.
by Number10ox September 10, 2011
Get the iphonesia mug.The act of checking your iPhone with the intent to do one thing and being so distracted by notifications from other apps, texts or messages that you forget why you checked your phone in the first place. Can happen with any smartphone.
Sorry I didn't call you back, but by the time I updated my Facebook status and answered some texts my iPhone ADHD kicked in and I forgot what I was doing.
by Loquacia December 7, 2014
Get the iPhone ADHD mug.The only tool anyone will ever need. A new one comes out every other week and somehow gets more and more awesome. People pretend to hate it and play with their android in the corner of their moms basement and cry themselves to sleep evert night looking at the sickly android market. The iPhones will one day take over the world and you know you love it.
1: dude you've gotta see this video on YouTube (from android)
2: okay
1: hold on it's still loading
2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)
1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)
2: okay
1: hold on it's still loading
2: (whips out iPhone watches video and opens the piece of crap killer app and blows android into the sky where it is rejected by alian lifeforms)
1: (Runs away crying to his corner and admires iPhone awesomeausity)
by KriegKid November 15, 2010
Get the iPhone mug.A very interestingly innovative device developed and created my Apple. It sports one button while everything else is controlled by the high resolution touch screen. It can do just about anything that any other cell phone can do such as internet, text messaging, etc. The iPhone is the first phone to have a media player (iTunes) as the synchronizing software for contacts as well as the music. The iPhone also has more applications than the Russians had people back in WW2.The iPhone is now available in 3G but only available for AT&T. AT&T charges more to use the iPhone than to use a data hogging HTC which makes absolutely no sense and is very unfair to those who favor Apple's product. Granted the AT&T customer service is good which is where Apple seems to be lacking in. The iPhone is one of the only new generation phones (for the price anyway) that can not do media messaging but is overcome by using e-mail as a loophole, can not do video (seriously why do cells have cams anyway), and has a glass screen (sorry guys it breaks pretty easily). The only true con this device has is possibly the battery. Battery life becomes terribly short even after a few months and is expensive to replace.
In summarization, the iPhone is a nifty all-in-one media device (this device is NOT recommended as a business phone so get a Blackberry or Palm) with a really clean OS and lots of features. It supports 3G and gets good coverage through AT&T. Just beware AT&T's high deposits and monthly payments. The device itself has a decent price so you can buy it and unlock it for use on other GSM services (T-Mobile!!). Just beware the glass screen and the battery life.
In summarization, the iPhone is a nifty all-in-one media device (this device is NOT recommended as a business phone so get a Blackberry or Palm) with a really clean OS and lots of features. It supports 3G and gets good coverage through AT&T. Just beware AT&T's high deposits and monthly payments. The device itself has a decent price so you can buy it and unlock it for use on other GSM services (T-Mobile!!). Just beware the glass screen and the battery life.
by sirkillalot44 May 9, 2009
Get the iPhone mug.When a person, usually someone with a different smart phone, thinks that the Iphone is a terrible phone when really the Iphone is better then every other smart phone on the market.
by Person man April 8, 2012
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