i'll be darned

Being surprised.

Something you couldn't/didn't think of.

Something you can't agree on.

This phrase was first started by southern Africans at the time of 17th century. People usually use it now when they see something that they thought was impossible, has been done. Or sometimes it can be used in a manner of not agreeing to something, in case of apologizing etc.

I'll be darned if I say sorry to him.

He finished the game on hard difficulty? I'll be darned.

by The helper ! October 8, 2013

illegal smashing

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.

"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017

I’ll make the sunsets prettier

means they’re planning on offing themselves

friend 1: I’ll make the sunsets prettier.
friend 2: Please don’t.

by anonymous March 20, 2022

I'll stick you in a wormhole

When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole

"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"

by borklyn.png June 30, 2018

I'll do that by june

A phrase flightreacts often says when viewing a highlight. Flight originally said this when he was reacting to "Proof That FlightReacts Is The WORST Basketball Player" around 9:10. This phrase was meant to set a very high expectation however, this has been repeated to the point of becoming a meme. Anyone can say this although they run the risk of making themselves look silly.

Person 1: Did you see that double eastbay dunk?!

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, i'll do that by june.

by wreak April 6, 2020

illegalism

The act of being stupid or intolerable.

eg 1: Why is that guy being such an illegalism.

eg 2: Did you here how Trump was attacking orphans?

Yeah CNN said he was being an illegalism.

Did you

by moodmah February 28, 2017

I'll be ready in 5 minutes

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023